please let me in, i need to fine you.

let's see what kind of horrifying shit UIA is up to now.

saman for this semester? check.

i have no clue, but i always a saman every semester. it's like UIA is trying to remind me of its undying love for my cash hahaha.

UIA, you suck.

next, my room gets lectured by our block's fellow for feeding stray cats.

feeding stray cats.

i swear. feeding stray cats pun tak boleh ke?

idiots la manusia ni. macam mane nak jadi khalifah muka bumi kalau bagi makan kucing pun kena marah? they're helpless creatures.

they don't have wallets to buy food and a place to sleep every night, so we try to help them out.

the cats that poop all around the place are cats which we have never seen before.

we, residents of e1.3 know that because we see these cats all the time. i've seen oren's pooping place, it's not beside my slipper la. they're smarter than you let on, you ignorant little fellow.

abi might look real garang, but she does not poop where she eats.

all the idiots yang tak suka kucing la tu komplen.

i hope all the cats take a dump on your shoes (the most expensive ones) for being so selfish and shallow. bagi makan kucing pun nak pandang slack. nak marah. ngok.

(yes i do feel strongly about animals. they're nice and innocent and they don't deserve this kind of treatment.)

and then that same fellow got upset at one of my room mates for bringing a rice cooker.

lantak kitorang la nak bawak, the food in the cafe sucks. everytime i eat the nasik lemak i get cherry berry. (lol i got that one from suzana haha)

ok ok that's kind of unfair. i know we're not allowed to bring some electrical appliances right?

i accept that. i've registered all my stuff, and none are illegal.

but i have to say, lain kali cakap la elok-elok kalau nak tegur.

don't get all pissy and overdramatic.

state your point like an adult and tell us nicely.

we're university students, we have some brains too, okay?

i swear i got insulted on my friend's behalf.

and then this whole cleanliness competition?

i will just say this.

as students, our core business revolves around studying, researching and sucking up as much information in here as we can.

so if budak tu humban baju kotor dia dalam baldi so let her la.

bukan dia tak basuh. bukan dia suruh awak basuh. bukan dia pakai buang, therefore kacau ekonomi negara or something.

please woman, leave us be!

(bad mood)