Saturday, October 16, 2010

things that go bump in the dark.

i think guys who give good smirks are smokin' hot. ;)

hmm, downloaded and watched the remake for nightmare on elm street today.
the movie was kinda meh, nothing to get all freaked out about.
i was kinda disappointed. it was predictable, hollywood-ish and not very creative.
thank god for kellan lutz being in the movie. lolz.
(but what's up with kellan having so little screen time? sucks.) (vampire joke lolz.)

and i was kind of disappointed by freddy krueger himself.
see, i like jackie earle haley (he plays freddy in the new movie).
i think he was superb in watchmen, and i've seen him in little children too.
but in this movie, he talks too much as freddy. srsly, talking monsters aren't that scary.
it kind of ruins the atmosphere when fred has conversations with his victims.
it goes from the exorcist straight to barney and friends, just like that.

plus i feel he lacks some junk in the nose department. i mean, look at that!

the real freddy krueger would never be ashamed of his best feature.

i don't know. maybe i'm not supposed to compare.
maybe this movie should stand on its own, flat-nosed and all...but if it did, it'd kinda suck.
so again, thank god for kellan. oh, and kyle gallner's pretty adorable too.

wait. i'm missing the point here. this is not a romcom, it's a frickin' horror movie!
have i lost my love for all things that go bump in the night?
have i been focusing on the prettier things in the movie too much?
have i *gasp!* become a lady?


just leave me be okay? let me watch twilight in peace.

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